In the hallway outside my classroom day before yesterday, right after school, these two girls were talking excitedly about going to some kind of try-out or something (I think it was practice before cheerleading tryouts). They knew each other in middle school but are only just now getting to know each other...
girl 1: oh my GOSH, i love your shoes
girl 2: thanks. i got 'em yesterday
girl 1: did you see [a boy] talking to [a girl] today? he's talking to someone at salem and she's my cousin or something. i'm gonna tell her.
girl 2: shoot girl. she's gonna be so mad.
girl 1: yeah... [stuff falls on the floor from a locker] oh my gosh, did you know i totally thought you were retarded last year? i mean, like really retarded, like special class retarded.
A bunch of girls came running down the hallway just then, so i didn't hear what happened next...