This one is dedicated to Brick:
Part of the intro process for reading Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet:
Me: Okay guys, Romeo & Juliet is a pretty famous story. What do you already know about it?
Boy: Ooh, ooh, um, ain't that the one where she has long, long hair and she throw it down to the ground and the wolf, he climbs up it and eats her? And she's been spinning wool or something?